Share This

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Church Bulletins...Oops!


I guess Church Budgets don't allow for copy editing....Share

Actual notices in church bulletins:


*Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm-prayer and medication to follow.

*The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

*Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

*A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

*Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.


*Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

* Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."

* "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

*The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

****And MY PERSONAL FAVORITE BECAUSE IT WAS IN OUR CHURCH BULLETIN IN KANSAS:

*Tonight the Church will be holding a Baptismal Services. North and South doors will be open at 6:00.
Children will be baptized at both ends. :)

Happy Easter... NO BLOOPERS ON THAT....HE IS THE LIVING GOD...Go to a Church that preaches He has risen tomorrow and Praise Him!!!

Love,

Kathy

Search

A Gentle Answer Ministries (Proverbs 15:1)

A Gentle Answer Ministries (Proverbs 15:1)
Learn more about inviting Kathy (Founder of A G A Ministries) to speak to your team, company, or next event.

CLICK MAP TO BOOK KATHY TO SPEAK AT YOUR EVENT