Thursday, May 20, 2010

Planks and Specks

It's always easy to spot someone else's mistakes. Let's work on rotten wood removal today...I'll start with the log in my eye. You?

Luke 6:42 How can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me take the speck out of your eye,' when you yourself fail to see the plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

See if you can spot the typos in these actual church announcements:

*22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

*The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice.

*The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

* A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

*Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.

*Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford."

*Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Just Gigglin',


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